Based on "Casey at the Bat" by Ernest L. Thayer The evening looked quite dismal at the Polo Club that night;The patrons, in their suits and ties, seemed angry and uptight,So when Crystal broke a heel, and Beth's stockings had a run,The owner of the drag club said, "I fear we are undone!" A big-shot critic's out there now, just waiting to review.If the show tonight ain't really good, then our days here are through.We've only one last single. But she said something about first-come-first-serve and you-snooze-you-lose.NICOLE: C’mon! Don’t tell me you didn’t like it, stud!JOSH: Honestly! I didn’t! I asked her to let me out of that damn chair, but she just laughed and called me lame.NICOLE: That’s kind’a the unspoken rule. A guy puts himself in one of those chairs and it’s like he commits until the pool closes at 10 PM.JOSH: I didn’t know that. SOMEONE didn’t tell me! When she sat on me, it was gross! Some random girl’s privates.Read More